Batterson

Batterson
Species:	Molekin
Gender:	Male
Role:	Ally
Family:	Hatterson (brother)
World:	Darklight Crypt
Appears in:	Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure (Console) Skylanders: Giants (Console) Skylanders: Lost Islands Skylanders: Trap Team(Console)
English Voice Actor:	Neil Kaplan

“Blueberry-cream-pie! I’m so glad you’re here.”

– Batterson

Batterson is a Molekin baker who resides in Darklight Crypt in the console versions of Skylanders. He has a brother named Hatterson, who sells hats.

Story

Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure

When Batterson started selling pies to the Undead, they loved his pies and gave up eating the brains of the Living. It was a win-win situation, until the ghosts suddenly stopped buying the pies.

Batterson explained the basics between the Real World and the Ghost World to the Skylanders and sent them to Darklight Crypt to find out why the Ghosts had stopped coming to buy pies as he was in danger of losing his pie shop to the bank. After the Skylanders defeated Occulous, who was the one responsible for the Ghosts not coming to buy the pies, Batterson decided to begin using the Undead as employees to sell his pies throughout the Skylands to expand his business, making them available on other levels (in the Wii version).

Skylanders: Giants

Batterson appeared in Shroomboom`s Heroic Challenge, called "Baking With Batterson", where the player helped Batterson collect fruits so he could make a new type of pie.

Skylanders: Trap Team

Batterson was held against his will by Chef Pepper Jack along with several other chefs in the Chef Zeppelin's Command Kitchen. He taught the Skylanders how to play the game of Skystones Smash. When Pepper Jack was defeated, Batterson arrived in the Skylanders Academy and became the school chef.

Other game appearances

Skylanders: Lost Islands

Batterson is an unlockable companion in Skylanders: Lost Islands, and can be purchased with 200 Gems. Upon being unlocked, he makes it possible to find more Kudos in friends' Kingdoms.

Quotes

Spyro's Adventure/Giants

• ”Blueberry-cream-pie! I’m so glad you’re here. I’ve been having a terrible time with my baking business. I set up my bakery just outside of this undead town because I figured who needs pies more than the Undead? And I was right! I started selling pies to lots of Ghost creatures. They liked them so much, that very soon they only ate my pies and stopped eating the brains of the living. It was a win-win situation! ...that is, until recently. Something happened and I don’t know what. It’s super scary in there. I know… I know… it doesn’t look scary NOW, but in the Ghost World… sorry, it gets confusing around here. I’ll show you what I mean.”
• ”These Spectral Shifting Platforms can switch you from the real world to the Ghost World, and back again. Watch!”
• ”Pretty neat, huh? See how that door is open in the Ghost World, but was closed in the real world? You’ll need to switch to and from the Ghost World to get past obstacles. So…if it’s a scary monster in the Ghost World, switch back and you’ll be able to pass him in the real world. It’s not as hard as it seems. Just like following a recipe.”
• ”ACK! I’d better change things back!”
• ”Whew, that’s batter! Er, I mean BETTER! Anyway, the bank is gonna take my pie shop if I don’t get some sales soon! Could you find out why the Ghosts have stopped buying my pies?”
• ”Yep, you’re in the ghost world. Now please help me find out what happened to my customers!”
• ”The Ghosts are happy. I’m making a fortune and am REALLY happy! And it’s all thanks to you! Hmmm. I think I have another win-win idea. I’ll have these Ghosts deliver pies all throughout Skylands. That way I’ll expand my buisness and you can get extra health bonuses! Pies are very healthy, you know? At least in our world. Keep an eye out for them. No pun intended!”

Trap Team

• ”Pumkin pasta, it’s a Skylander! We were all forced to work on this zeppelin by that crazy Chef Pepper Jack! The other cooks don’t trust you yet though. They’re pretty high strung, being cooks, but they might warm up to you if you can prove yourself at our Skystones Smash Game. It’s something we made up to temporarily escape the madness of this high-pressure kitchen environment. Here, I’ll show you.”
• ”Now try your hand against the other sous chefs. Just remember, don’t take anything they say personally—it’s a very stressful job.” - when beating Batterson at Skystones
• "I've said it before and I'll say it again - yompin' yiminy! This Worker Bot is a real time-saver in the kitchen. I only hope I'm not around when the machines inevitably rebel against their organic masters..." - after obtaining the Legendary Weird Robot

Gallery

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  Batterson in Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure Playstation 3 and Xbox 360
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  Batterson as seen from the Ghost World
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  Batterson's character portrait in Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure (Wii)
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  Batterson's character portrait in Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure (PlayStation 3 / Xbox 360)
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  Batterson's character portrait in Skylanders: Giants
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  Batterson's render in Skylanders: Lost Islands
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  Batterson's idle and poke animation

Trivia

• Despite the game saying pies become available on other levels in Spyro's Adventure, they only appear in the Wii version.
  • The pies do, however, appear in other levels in all console versions of Giants.
• In the Spyro's Adventure version of Darklight Crypt, Batterson produces Diggs's "ouch!" sound effect when hit.
• In the Xbox 360 version of Spyro's Adventure, Batterson's name doesn't appear over his text box when speaking in the Ghost World.